I have a few requests…
Please don’t think me unreasonable.
I deserve it all, really. I have been good and patient.
It’s wearing thin, my patience that is…
So if we could just move this along I would be more than thankful.
- I would like to be independently wealthy. Soon. Maybe not tomorrow or the next day, but anytime after that is good.
- I would like my independent wealthiness not to be at the expense of anyone else, in other words, no one dies. This is important to me, so thanks in advance.
- I would like a job that will make me independently wealthy, that I will also love.
- I would greatly appreciate the Vancouver Canucks winning the Stanley Cup. It is our turn, you know it is.
- I would like you to send me the new owners of my house now… please.
- I would like February in April to end now if you could, it is getting old, and P.S Mother Nature, we stopped laughing in March, just saying.
- I would like to be able to dress and look hot without trying or second guessing myself. If that means I need a personal dresser when I am independently wealthy, then so be it.
- I want some great shoes, obviously I need them to find me.
- I would like a 65 Stainless Steel colored Fastback Mustang. What do you mean I am pushing my luck? I deserve it.
- I would like a hot boy to cook my dinner every night so I don’t have to. However that comes about is good with me, you figure out the details.
- I would like to get my sleeve tattooed without my mother killing me. I know this is pushing it, really I do, but please?
- I would like my little brother to have not only the baby they are pregnant with now, but maybe one or two more, I will be the best Aunty there ever was, I promise.
- I want to kiss Keith Urban, I know I have said this before, but you seem to be avoiding it for some reason.
- I want to drink Tequila, like a lot of it, have a really good time and NOT be hungover in the morning, just once, to see what it is like.
- I want Cablevision to not SUCK.
- I would like to have the ability to work out. By that I mean I need motivation. I need a personal trainer, I guess that will come with the independent wealthiness right?
I think that is it for this week…I don’t want to give you too much to do all at once. That would just be wrong. I am not greedy, I know you have other stuff to do. I will be ready when it all starts to happen, like tomorrow :)