My Pornstar life…

by Redneckprincess

Ok…I don’t have a Pornstar life…at ALL. Well not publicly anyways. I am a stat whore is all. And Porn sells.

Also it has been the blog  joke this week…I am just proving my theory :)

This post is actually going to be about my family, and who I am…it’s time to introduce you. I have a small family. Well now I do… growing up, not so much.

My Family...this is a few years ago :)

It is a long story, obviously…I am old, so that goes without saying. My immediate family is my Mom (Betty-Lou), Dad (Steve), Me and my younger brother Jimmy. All of my Grandparents were alive until I was in my early twenties.

Unfortunately they have all passed now, as well as my dad’s sister…whom I loved so so much. She was one of my favorite people.

Her family (husband and two sons) and my Grandma and dad had a wee falling out, so we don’t see them anymore…that makes me sad, but there is really nothing that can be done…

Zachary, Colton and Dylan

So now, it is just us, and my brothers girl Jenny…and their soon too be (wee princess…I hope) baby…

We… includes… Me, my stepson Zachary (who is 30…he lived with us from when he was 7).

My oldest son Dylan (who is turning twenty on Saturday…am I really that damn old? Yes I am…his birthdays just kill me, way worse than my own seem to, more so the older he gets.)

My youngest son is Colton (15) he will kill me for even saying his name in my blog…He is the only one I have yet to use as blog fodder, mostly because he is a good kid, and doesn’t deserve it …. yet.

Liam and Dillon

And now there is my William…and his brood…there is Liam, the oldest (and brattiest)

Dillon (17) and yes it is true…we have two D(illon)(ylan)s in the family…

And then there is Hannah… :) my sweet girl…who I love to bits…our family has grown a little more once again.

This is good…between us we have 6 kids. The grandkids are bound to be plentiful, well hopefully not for a few years, but eventually right?

We also have a crazy dog named Odie and my sweet but terrorist kitty…(who loves Bill more than me) traitorous little cow.

Bill and Hannah

So there you have it…that is my family story, now when I use someone for blog fodder, you will have a visual who I am talking about right? My family is definitely where I get a lot of my best material…

And of course William’s troop will help out with the cause too…especially Liam. I could already write a book. Just based on the driving alone…really, he cured my fear of flying…just ask him. He is pretty proud of the fact…

It’s never boring and it’s never quiet, those are pretty much the only rules there are. Oh and it has to be fun…that should actually be number one.

After all, whoever said you only get one family…has never met me or mine…we are a big old mix up, and I wouldn’t have it any other way :)

Peace ♥ Out…

24 Comments to “My Pornstar life…”

  1. Nice to meet your “peeps!” I’ve got steps and halfs and more grandma’s than I girl could ever imagine. I LOVE my family the way it is.. Divorces and remarriages and all. Somehow though I ended up being the dreaded MIDDLE CHILD thanks to all of it, but thankfully don’t fall into the stereotype! He he he he ;) I’ve got 1 sister and half brother who are both younger and a step-bro and step- sis that are both older. Don’t feel the need to specify past brother or sister though… Doesn’t take blood to make a family :D

  2. Loved meeting your family Donna – you seem to be a happy bunch and that’s what it’s all about!

  3. And people give me a hard time for posting pics of Bree Olson! But you’re right, porn sells.

  4. Boosting up the stats? :)
    Welcome, family. Looks like a great bunch :) I love Dillon’s eyes :D

  5. Okay, Donna…I get you…my husband’s name is Bill. I come from a divorced family. Only child between my mom and dad…then my mom remarried- got a step sister and step brother. My dad remarried got a step sister, 2 half brothers and a half sister.

    Everyone is divorced and our family is exactly what History books say about CA- the MELTING POT. We have white upper class/middle class/and “white trash” deemed by tv standards, we have mexican and black–they are college educated, blue collared, and then there’s those who’ve served time. We even have mental/physical retardation…or whatever the PC term is now…mentally handicapped…well that can be applied to most of us!

    Anway, my whole life is like a book. When I reflect upon it, I’ve had so many things that I can say “I can relate to that. That happened to me. I’ve got an uncle who rode in a bike gang and I rode w/him.” (yes)

    So, why is it I’m not a more intersting person? I should be a damn famous stand-up comedian…except I hate public speaking on stages…go figure. So, I put all here in a blog. When I say, I’ve just scratched the surface, I’m not kidding.

    :)
    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

  6. Larry says “Never a dull moment is the secret to the longevity of our marriage – 33 years and counting”.
    If life keeps you guessing and there is always a surprise waiting for you it makes it easier to laugh together.

  7. Nice family. And good for blogging.

  8. Sounds like you’re having great fun with your family! It’s so nice to have a big happy family like that :)

  9. I have done Boobs and Bottoms just as an experiment to see if the visitor numbers improve.
    I love your family..they are just like mine. Between us Neville and I have 6 children, 14 grandchildren and 7 great grandchildren. My eldest daughter is 53 this year.
    You are right , it is chaotic but I would not have it any other way

  10. you know Donna, I understand where you are coming from when it comes to the ages of the kids. Chris is now 25….ahhhh! Yes we are getting old. I refuse to say I am old though!! Chris actually asked about Zachary last weekend..he said he wants to take his car because Zachary always tooks his cars and picked on him when they were younger…lol. Too funny!!

  11. “They” say that you can choose your friends but not your family…well…you’ve gone and done it again and proven “them” wrong. Lovely family!!

  12. I love blended families. They have the potential to be just as dysfunctional and wonderful as any other family. My “son” is really my stepson whom I have known since he was 6 months old. My parents are divorced, my mother-in-law lives with us and we’re getting another dog. Life is wonderful.
    P.S. Poor Hannah. The only girl? Nevermind, I’m sure she calls the shots.

  13. Be sure and let us know if this gives you a big rise in your stats. I don’t know if I am bold enough to play the pornstar card, but I have posted pictures of cats just to drive traffic.

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