Anyone that knows me at all in real life, is flinching right now, waiting for it…
Actually I would imagine so are the people that only know me online…
Totally unbelieving that what they have known or thought they knew all along is coming out…in public, on my blog.
Ya, NO.
I just wanted your attention.
Are we good then? Panic subsided?
Actually, now I think about it a little, I can probably do a blog on the reaction of everyone I know and how they were feeling that first second or two…
It probably goes a little like this:
William…Oh man…not again, I was blog fodder last week. No honey, it’s not about you, you still owe me a spanking for the last time I posted about you, I won’t do it again until you pay up!!
My boss….is blushing, and praying to God that I find the filter that is usually under the desk on the floor. I think she probably does that more than once a day with me working for her.
My Mom….I can see the eye roll now, you know she wants to just log off and not read any more, but she will keep reading, I am like a car wreck. This she knows. She pretends to be mortified, but I know she is not.
Diann…She will be waiting for the laugh, nothing phases her.
My Children… definite eye rolls…immediate logging off.
Cathy…Oh my god…SHE DIDN’T JUST WRITE THAT…yes, girl, I did….
My Ex boyfriends (well some of them anyways…I know there are some that don’t give a shit what I think)…Is she talking about me?? No, I said things that turn me ON…and all your secrets are safe with me boys…really.
Nancy…well finally, she is going to say it out loud. No, no I am not…
PIP…will cover her eyes, but keep reading through her fingers, she doesn’t want to know…well maybe a little.
Granny…will be disappointed there is no dirt. Sorry about that darlin’ ….
Janis…will be checking for spelling mistakes, and will probably find them :)
Tinkerbelle86…won’t give a shit, she is in Portugal on vacation. I am jealous.
JanetteMonea Ayub…will be disappointed, she knows I can do better…and she is right :)
Sandi…just seems to get me, so it will all be ok, if not Ahhhhsome…
Well there you go, that was fun :) Unfortunately I have absolutely no recollection about the original post or what even made me think of writing that title. I do get sidetracked…
If I remember I will let you know, or if you have any ideas, feel free…I am always up for suggestions!!!
Peace ♥ Out…
